Friday, January 14, 2011

Yet Again, Proof that I Will go to the Hot Place

Alongside the core of the Central Business District in New Orleans runs the long bridge over the Mississippi.  It curves around the city and you get a fine view of all the buildings and the Superdome from a high vantage point.  It was nearing sunset and I mentioned to my friend that it hadn't occurred to me before, but at the height we were at the sports venue resembled a large glistening diaphragm.


I paused, thought about it some more, and then began to giggle.


"Well, that is where all the fastest swimmers got caught."


I'd say this is enough to get me a front row ticket to the unholy handbasket.

2 comments:

  1. Dayum. I thought the Nigerian comment the other day was bad enough. But wow.

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  2. LOL, which one? And when are you and Ang coming to visit me? I promise I'll behave! And if I don't you'll be too drunk in the French Quarter to remember.

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