NOW? Never! Hooray for Feminisnt.

I don’t think the National Organization for Women would appreciate my views on less equality for females.  Thirty years ago women could do everything but now it’s socially unacceptable for them to try and limit their awesomeness.  In the past, women were expected to have kids and maybe hold down a job as opposed to holding down her job, a second job for her s.o., placing the kids in private school, doing PTA, every after school activity known to man, volunteer work, perfecting her stock portfolio, getting her masters, and not complaining about operating on two hours’ sleep a night. 

Also, there is now the necessity of being graceful and accepting when her husband leaves her for the office intern because she’s young and has drive and spirit.  Used to be you could just dive into a bottle or be bitter and watch daytime soaps, but modern etiquette just doesn’t have room for those shenanigans.  In the spirit of this movement of feminisnt, I’d like to encourage less responsibility for women worldwide.